1 00:00:43,095 --> 00:00:44,455 -All right, Dad? -What? 2 00:00:44,615 --> 00:00:46,735 -Oh, hello, bambinos. -What are you doing? 3 00:00:47,895 --> 00:00:48,855 Nothing, just... 4 00:00:49,535 --> 00:00:51,255 Polishing the lid of the freezer? 5 00:00:52,175 --> 00:00:54,535 -That's right. -Because... 6 00:00:55,015 --> 00:00:58,135 Improves its overall efficiency. 7 00:00:58,335 --> 00:00:59,295 -Oh, yes. 8 00:01:00,735 --> 00:01:02,655 - See you then. - Yup. 9 00:01:04,575 --> 00:01:07,215 Well, have a great night! 10 00:01:17,175 --> 00:01:19,015 - Hi, Mum. - Hi, Mum. 11 00:01:20,935 --> 00:01:21,815 Hi. 12 00:01:23,095 --> 00:01:24,495 Oh! Sorry. 13 00:01:24,735 --> 00:01:27,135 Come here. My boys! 14 00:01:29,535 --> 00:01:31,335 -Mum? -Mum! 15 00:01:31,415 --> 00:01:34,055 Sorry, sorry! It's just so interesting. 16 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:36,935 Have you ever heard of psychodynamics? 17 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:39,335 -Ooh, look! Profiteroles! -Profiteroles! 18 00:01:39,415 --> 00:01:41,775 What? Oh, they're not for tonight, 19 00:01:41,855 --> 00:01:43,575 they're for my counsellor’s coffee morning. 20 00:01:43,695 --> 00:01:46,375 -Oh, God. -Anyway, psychodynamics-- 21 00:01:46,455 --> 00:01:48,055 And pretend to use the toilet. 22 00:01:48,335 --> 00:01:50,135 -Thank you. -Adam, you'll like this. 23 00:01:50,215 --> 00:01:51,975 One of the things we have to do this week is, 24 00:01:52,055 --> 00:01:54,295 we have to practise on someone we know really-- 25 00:01:54,895 --> 00:01:56,055 -No way! -What? 26 00:01:56,135 --> 00:01:57,935 No way are you doing your counselling on me! 27 00:01:58,015 --> 00:02:01,215 -It's only for a little-- -No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 28 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:03,615 You only have to talk about your feelings. 29 00:02:03,695 --> 00:02:05,775 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 30 00:02:05,855 --> 00:02:07,695 All right! Okay! 31 00:02:07,775 --> 00:02:10,135 -I won't do it. -Thank you. 32 00:02:10,655 --> 00:02:13,975 Why are you so uncomfortable talking about your feelings, Bobble? 33 00:02:14,495 --> 00:02:16,495 Um, I don't know. 34 00:02:16,975 --> 00:02:18,775 I suppose 'cause maybe sometimes I... 35 00:02:18,855 --> 00:02:21,775 One minute! You are doing your counselling on me! Mum! 36 00:02:21,855 --> 00:02:24,815 Oh, please, tell me about your feelings, Bobble. 37 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:26,895 -Stop saying that word. -"Bobble"? 38 00:02:27,095 --> 00:02:28,775 -"Feelings". -Pretend piss over. 39 00:02:28,975 --> 00:02:30,575 -And here's your next patient. -Huh? 40 00:02:30,695 --> 00:02:32,735 Jonnyboo, tell me about your feelings. 41 00:02:32,855 --> 00:02:34,775 -Jonny! 42 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:37,375 -Go and do Dad! -I did do Dad. 43 00:02:37,455 --> 00:02:39,215 - Good. -It wasn't good. 44 00:02:39,295 --> 00:02:40,615 It was like talking to a sock. 45 00:02:40,855 --> 00:02:42,375 When I asked him to tell me about his mother, 46 00:02:42,455 --> 00:02:44,015 he said, and I quote, 47 00:02:44,295 --> 00:02:47,215 "I dunno. I suppose I came out of her womb." 48 00:02:47,295 --> 00:02:49,295 -Well, it's factually correct. 49 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:51,615 Go and put the profiteroles in the outside freezer, would you? 50 00:02:51,695 --> 00:02:53,495 -Gladly. -You're horrible. 51 00:02:53,575 --> 00:02:54,975 -What's going on? -Mum's trying to do her 52 00:02:55,055 --> 00:02:56,895 -counselling on us. 53 00:02:57,335 --> 00:03:00,295 -Exactly. -If only I'd married a woman, 54 00:03:00,375 --> 00:03:01,735 and had girls! 55 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,295 You're the one that needs counselling! 56 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:05,255 -Blimey. -Ooh, profiteroles. 57 00:03:05,335 --> 00:03:06,935 -Leave 'em. - Where you going? 58 00:03:07,215 --> 00:03:08,215 -Freezer. -What? 59 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:10,855 - Uh, excuse me. -No! 60 00:03:11,175 --> 00:03:12,375 You can't go in there! 61 00:03:12,575 --> 00:03:14,375 Er, you're not in a horror film, Dad. 62 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,935 -‘Scuse. -What, no! 63 00:03:17,015 --> 00:03:18,815 You're not to go in there, you hear me? 64 00:03:18,895 --> 00:03:20,215 -Open it, would you? - No! 65 00:03:21,775 --> 00:03:22,615 -Leave it! -Dad! 66 00:03:22,695 --> 00:03:24,935 -I said leave it. -What is the matter with you? 67 00:03:25,015 --> 00:03:27,815 Nothing. You just shouldn't open these things too much. 68 00:03:28,335 --> 00:03:30,775 -Or? -Flies can get in. 69 00:03:31,695 --> 00:03:33,175 Okay, might we be right in assuming there's 70 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,055 something in there you don't want us to see? 71 00:03:35,135 --> 00:03:36,975 What? Of course not. 72 00:03:38,495 --> 00:03:40,415 Okay, Dad, we believe you. 73 00:03:40,935 --> 00:03:42,735 -Right. Thank you. -Now! 74 00:03:43,095 --> 00:03:44,855 -No! - Oh, Jesus! 75 00:03:44,935 --> 00:03:46,735 -Oh, my God! - The profiteroles! 76 00:03:46,815 --> 00:03:50,215 -You shitting crapface! -What is a fox doing in the freezer? 77 00:03:50,295 --> 00:03:52,215 -A fox! -Look, keep your bloody voices down! 78 00:03:52,295 --> 00:03:54,575 - Dinner's ready! -There's a dead fox in there! 79 00:03:54,655 --> 00:03:56,495 -Shut the bloody thing! -Dad! 80 00:03:56,575 --> 00:03:58,375 What's going... 81 00:03:58,855 --> 00:04:00,415 What happened to my profiteroles? 82 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:01,455 -Dad dropped them. -Yep. 83 00:04:01,535 --> 00:04:04,495 - What? -Oh, Martin! I spent hours on those. 84 00:04:04,575 --> 00:04:06,175 Hours! God! 85 00:04:06,655 --> 00:04:08,855 It's okay, Jackie, I'll... 86 00:04:09,135 --> 00:04:10,095 wipe them clean. 87 00:04:11,095 --> 00:04:11,975 You little shits! 88 00:04:12,055 --> 00:04:13,575 Why have you got a dead fox in the freezer? 89 00:04:13,655 --> 00:04:15,055 -I... -Dad? 90 00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:19,215 -Okay, I'm gonna have it stuffed. -What? 91 00:04:19,295 --> 00:04:20,855 -What? -I'm gonna have it stuffed. 92 00:04:20,935 --> 00:04:22,535 Stuffed? How? 93 00:04:22,615 --> 00:04:24,175 -I'll get a man. -A man? 94 00:04:24,255 --> 00:04:25,615 Well, you know what a man is, don't you? 95 00:04:25,735 --> 00:04:28,375 -What's this man going to stuff it with? -Sage and onion. Does it matter? 96 00:04:28,575 --> 00:04:31,455 Anyway, then I'm going to put it in the house somewhere. 97 00:04:31,535 --> 00:04:32,775 The house somewhere? 98 00:04:32,935 --> 00:04:34,415 You haven't really thought this through, have you? 99 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:35,735 All right, in the shed. 100 00:04:35,815 --> 00:04:38,055 Why would you want to put a dead fox in your shed? 101 00:04:38,135 --> 00:04:40,055 Because it's a talking point. 102 00:04:40,295 --> 00:04:41,935 But you're the only one that ever goes in there. 103 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,695 All right then, I'll talk to myself about it. 104 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:45,495 Come on now! Dinner! 105 00:04:46,135 --> 00:04:47,295 Well, you can't keep it in there. 106 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:49,415 Don't worry, Mum never opens this. 107 00:04:49,495 --> 00:04:53,055 No, I meant more in terms of, you know, general hygiene? 108 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:57,815 -Sorry? - Martin! 109 00:04:58,815 --> 00:05:00,735 Now, not a bloody word! 110 00:05:01,655 --> 00:05:02,815 Coming, my love! 111 00:05:05,015 --> 00:05:07,015 It was on top of the choc ices. 112 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:12,695 All my lovely profiteroles, all over the floor. 113 00:05:12,775 --> 00:05:15,215 I'm sorry, Jackie. I'll make some new ones, I promise. 114 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:18,215 How can you make some new profiteroles? 115 00:05:18,295 --> 00:05:19,815 You can't even open an egg. 116 00:05:20,255 --> 00:05:22,135 Come and sit down now. 117 00:05:26,775 --> 00:05:29,375 Can't I do a teeny bit of counselling on you? 118 00:05:29,455 --> 00:05:30,455 -Mum! -No! 119 00:05:30,535 --> 00:05:31,735 -Jackie! - Horrible. 120 00:05:40,095 --> 00:05:41,735 -It's very nice, Jackie. -Is it? 121 00:05:41,815 --> 00:05:42,655 Yeah. 122 00:05:43,415 --> 00:05:44,895 Lovely bit of roast squirrel. 123 00:05:44,975 --> 00:05:46,615 - Roast fox. 124 00:05:47,935 --> 00:05:48,895 What's that? 125 00:05:49,815 --> 00:05:53,815 Oh, um, I was just saying you're looking foxy tonight, Mum. 126 00:05:54,095 --> 00:05:55,935 Yeah! Very foxy. 127 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:57,895 Am I? Thanks. 128 00:05:58,295 --> 00:05:59,575 It's just a new top. 129 00:05:59,855 --> 00:06:02,015 Dad, isn't Mum looking foxy? 130 00:06:06,215 --> 00:06:08,055 -Very foxy. -Very foxy. 131 00:06:08,575 --> 00:06:10,495 Aw, thank you, boys. 132 00:06:10,575 --> 00:06:12,055 -No problem. - Oh! 133 00:06:12,575 --> 00:06:15,015 The pastry. One minute. 134 00:06:16,535 --> 00:06:19,375 Okay, will you two please stop being such little shits? 135 00:06:19,455 --> 00:06:20,535 I'm afraid that's not possible. 136 00:06:20,615 --> 00:06:21,775 Impossible. 137 00:06:22,855 --> 00:06:24,495 So, where did you find your dead fox? 138 00:06:24,735 --> 00:06:26,895 -The road. -What? Walking along the road? 139 00:06:26,975 --> 00:06:28,655 No, you wally. 140 00:06:29,135 --> 00:06:31,335 It was dead. Knocked over, poor thing. 141 00:06:31,415 --> 00:06:32,815 Well, at least you gave it a decent burial. 142 00:06:32,895 --> 00:06:33,975 Next to the frozen peas. 143 00:06:34,055 --> 00:06:38,455 Sorry, everyone, the pastry's in the bloody outside freezer. 144 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:41,815 Um, Dad? 145 00:06:42,055 --> 00:06:42,935 What? 146 00:06:43,055 --> 00:06:45,455 I think Mum's paying a visit to your frozen friend. 147 00:06:45,775 --> 00:06:46,655 What? 148 00:06:47,695 --> 00:06:49,815 Jackie! Jackie! 149 00:06:50,895 --> 00:06:52,895 -We should probably see this. -We should definitely see this. 150 00:06:55,695 --> 00:06:57,335 Jackie, I've just polished it! 151 00:06:57,415 --> 00:06:59,375 I don't care! Just open it. 152 00:06:59,455 --> 00:07:01,695 -But it'll impair its efficiency! 153 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:06,335 Boys, can you tell your nutcase of a father to open the freezer? 154 00:07:06,415 --> 00:07:08,215 All I want is my packet of pastry. 155 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,055 -Go on, Dad. -Yes, go on. 156 00:07:14,175 --> 00:07:17,135 Hello? Oh, hi, Val. 157 00:07:17,215 --> 00:07:18,295 Pastry! 158 00:07:18,375 --> 00:07:21,855 Sorry, love, just Martin being insane! 159 00:07:24,815 --> 00:07:27,575 -Thanks again, you shitheads. - Our pleasure. 160 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,975 You're right. I can't keep it in there. 161 00:07:30,055 --> 00:07:31,575 -Told you. 162 00:07:31,695 --> 00:07:32,695 No! I'll take its legs, 163 00:07:33,855 --> 00:07:34,855 -you take its head. -Goodbye. 164 00:07:34,935 --> 00:07:36,015 -Farewell. -Wait! 165 00:07:36,135 --> 00:07:38,175 You're going to help me take that sodding fox out of there 166 00:07:38,255 --> 00:07:39,575 -and hide it somewhere. -Oh, yeah? 167 00:07:39,655 --> 00:07:41,415 - Yeah. -What's in it for us, then? 168 00:07:42,015 --> 00:07:43,975 -Sorry? -Yeah, why should we do it? 169 00:07:45,055 --> 00:07:46,735 -Out of respect for your father. 170 00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:48,655 That'll cost 20 pounds. 171 00:07:51,255 --> 00:07:53,655 Okay, how about ten pounds and no respect for your father? 172 00:07:54,535 --> 00:07:55,575 Ten pounds. 173 00:07:58,535 --> 00:08:00,175 Keep going! 174 00:08:00,935 --> 00:08:02,455 I do hope the neighbours are enjoying this. 175 00:08:02,535 --> 00:08:04,455 - Shut up. -This is freezing. 176 00:08:04,535 --> 00:08:06,375 Of course, it's freezing, it's a frozen fox. 177 00:08:06,455 --> 00:08:08,695 Yeah, Adam, haven't you ever carried a frozen fox before? 178 00:08:08,895 --> 00:08:09,815 Stop! Right. 179 00:08:13,415 --> 00:08:15,375 We're not taking it into the actual house, are we? 180 00:08:15,455 --> 00:08:16,495 I know a place. 181 00:08:16,615 --> 00:08:18,655 What? The special fox cupboard? 182 00:08:18,735 --> 00:08:19,775 Shut your face! 183 00:08:19,855 --> 00:08:21,375 Why can't we just dump it the garden? 184 00:08:21,455 --> 00:08:23,695 'Cause the other bleeding foxes will get to it, you moron. 185 00:08:23,775 --> 00:08:25,375 Oh, yes, the fox-eating foxes. 186 00:08:25,455 --> 00:08:26,695 The cannibal foxes. 187 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:29,495 Okay, you go in, check the coast is clear. -Me? -Bye, Pissface! 188 00:08:39,335 --> 00:08:40,415 So, any females? 189 00:08:43,095 --> 00:08:44,855 Okay, she's in the kitchen on the phone. 190 00:08:44,935 --> 00:08:46,415 -Right, come on. -But there's no way we're-- 191 00:08:46,535 --> 00:08:47,375 In! 192 00:08:52,815 --> 00:08:54,495 - What? Oh! -Okay, under the stairs. 193 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,495 -The fox cupboard? -You can't put it there! 194 00:08:56,575 --> 00:08:57,695 Open the door! 195 00:08:57,775 --> 00:09:00,655 Hold on, let me turn it on. 196 00:09:06,055 --> 00:09:07,535 - Get it in! - A cake box? 197 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,895 There's one under the stairs, I think. Do you want it? 198 00:09:09,975 --> 00:09:11,655 Er... Oh, God. 199 00:09:11,735 --> 00:09:12,935 No, I'm not using it. 200 00:09:14,495 --> 00:09:16,495 No, don't be silly. 201 00:09:16,575 --> 00:09:17,935 Dining room. 202 00:09:20,655 --> 00:09:22,295 Of course, you can borrow it. 203 00:09:22,735 --> 00:09:25,175 Er, that ten pound you gave us just became 20 pounds. 204 00:09:25,255 --> 00:09:26,255 -Yeah. -Where we gonna put 205 00:09:26,335 --> 00:09:27,575 the bloody thing? 206 00:09:27,655 --> 00:09:29,735 -Under the table? -Are you mad? 207 00:09:29,815 --> 00:09:32,055 I don't think you have the right to ask that question right now. 208 00:09:32,135 --> 00:09:33,695 -Over here. -What? 209 00:09:33,775 --> 00:09:35,495 -Come on! -Oh, God! 210 00:09:36,215 --> 00:09:37,455 Put it down there. 211 00:09:41,535 --> 00:09:42,815 Don't you think she'll see it? 212 00:09:42,935 --> 00:09:44,295 Push its head behind the chair. 213 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,615 Oh, sure, sure. 214 00:09:45,695 --> 00:09:47,255 God! I'll do it! 215 00:09:48,895 --> 00:09:50,335 I have to do everything. 216 00:09:52,175 --> 00:09:53,775 Good. 217 00:09:53,895 --> 00:09:56,895 Good? A dead fox in the dining room. That's good, is it? 218 00:09:57,655 --> 00:09:58,895 There you are. 219 00:09:58,975 --> 00:10:00,015 -Hi. -We were just... 220 00:10:00,215 --> 00:10:02,455 Um, here's your pastry, my darling. 221 00:10:03,815 --> 00:10:05,135 Oh, okay. 222 00:10:06,135 --> 00:10:07,535 Thank you, Martin. 223 00:10:09,455 --> 00:10:12,015 That was Val. She's so fun... 224 00:10:12,455 --> 00:10:13,975 Well, sit down, then! 225 00:10:15,495 --> 00:10:18,615 She's bringing a cake round later for the coffee morning. 226 00:10:18,695 --> 00:10:20,055 Isn't that nice of her? 227 00:10:20,975 --> 00:10:23,855 Martin? Boys? Isn't that nice? 228 00:10:24,935 --> 00:10:26,935 Is everyone on drugs or something? 229 00:10:27,215 --> 00:10:28,615 -Sorry? - Hmm? 230 00:10:29,215 --> 00:10:30,535 Is it too hot in here? 231 00:10:30,655 --> 00:10:32,735 Is that it? Is that why you're all-- 232 00:10:32,815 --> 00:10:33,815 Where are you going? 233 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:36,415 To open the window. Excuse me. 234 00:10:36,495 --> 00:10:37,655 -Sit down! - Martin! 235 00:10:37,735 --> 00:10:38,735 I said sit down! 236 00:10:39,815 --> 00:10:41,135 Yes, sir! 237 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:43,935 God! 238 00:10:44,095 --> 00:10:45,135 Thank you. I'll do it. 239 00:10:49,535 --> 00:10:51,215 - There. -Thank you, Adam. 240 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,615 Er, it's, um, 241 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,655 really lovely food, Jackie. Isn't it, boys? 242 00:10:57,735 --> 00:10:59,655 -Er, yes, it's lovely. - Yeah. 243 00:10:59,815 --> 00:11:01,935 -Smells nice too. 244 00:11:02,215 --> 00:11:03,215 Jim! Hello, Jackie. 245 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,815 What are you doing there? 246 00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:08,215 Well, I was about to ring the doorbell, 247 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:12,215 when the little boy opened the window, so... 248 00:11:12,375 --> 00:11:13,935 Maybe just come back later, yeah, Jim? 249 00:11:14,015 --> 00:11:15,175 Yeah. Definitely later. 250 00:11:15,255 --> 00:11:17,735 Yes, of course, I'll see you all... 251 00:11:19,735 --> 00:11:20,815 Jim? 252 00:11:21,575 --> 00:11:22,775 You okay, Jim? 253 00:11:23,335 --> 00:11:24,895 He's fine. Thanks, Jim. 254 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,175 Yeah, thanks a lot, Jim. 255 00:11:27,055 --> 00:11:29,015 We're just having our dinner. 256 00:11:29,095 --> 00:11:31,775 Our traditional Jewish dinner. 257 00:11:32,095 --> 00:11:33,175 Oh, of course. 258 00:11:33,255 --> 00:11:35,095 And will you be eating the-- 259 00:11:35,175 --> 00:11:36,815 Okay, then, well, better get on. 260 00:11:36,895 --> 00:11:38,415 What does it taste like? 261 00:11:38,495 --> 00:11:40,695 -Goodbye, Jim. -Come on, Wilson. 262 00:11:40,775 --> 00:11:42,095 - Bye, Jim. - Bye, Jim. 263 00:11:44,415 --> 00:11:46,975 -Blimey, he's on form tonight. 264 00:11:47,055 --> 00:11:48,055 Isn't he! 265 00:11:48,295 --> 00:11:51,535 -Oh, leave us alone. 266 00:11:51,615 --> 00:11:53,415 You! Stay! 267 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:03,215 Your dad's being quite forceful tonight, isn't he? 268 00:12:04,895 --> 00:12:06,215 He's made me go all tingly. 269 00:12:07,815 --> 00:12:11,015 So, do you eat it raw, or do you grill it? 270 00:12:11,095 --> 00:12:15,495 Shh! Look, Jim, no, we're not eating the fox! 271 00:12:15,655 --> 00:12:18,055 So why is the fox under the chair? 272 00:12:18,295 --> 00:12:19,455 Oh, God! 273 00:12:19,535 --> 00:12:22,095 - Hurry up! -Coming! Um... 274 00:12:22,415 --> 00:12:23,415 Okay, how much? 275 00:12:23,495 --> 00:12:25,375 - How much? - Look, here's 20 quid. 276 00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:26,495 Thank you, Martin. 277 00:12:27,215 --> 00:12:29,295 - What for? -Don't tell Jackie. 278 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:33,495 I see, I'm not to tell Jackie that you gave me 20 pounds. 279 00:12:33,895 --> 00:12:35,015 But what about the fox? 280 00:12:35,095 --> 00:12:36,535 That is for the fox. 281 00:12:36,615 --> 00:12:38,295 Twenty pounds is for the fox? 282 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,455 Oh, for Christ's sake, Jim. 283 00:12:39,535 --> 00:12:41,455 Don't tell Jackie about the dead fox! 284 00:12:41,975 --> 00:12:45,015 Oh, I see, it's a surprise! 285 00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:46,775 Everything okay? 286 00:12:46,855 --> 00:12:48,895 Hello, Jackie, you look nice. 287 00:12:50,615 --> 00:12:52,015 Well, goodbye, Jim. 288 00:12:52,095 --> 00:12:54,055 Oh, do I still need to-- 289 00:12:54,175 --> 00:12:55,215 Uh... 290 00:12:57,255 --> 00:12:58,695 What's been going on? 291 00:12:59,175 --> 00:13:01,255 Nothing, he just wanted to... 292 00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:06,335 Here. 293 00:13:10,215 --> 00:13:11,175 Okay... 294 00:13:11,255 --> 00:13:14,095 One minute, have you been lending Jim money? 295 00:13:14,935 --> 00:13:16,095 What? 296 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:19,575 Have you been lending Jim money? 297 00:13:21,055 --> 00:13:23,415 -A bit. -What? What for? 298 00:13:25,975 --> 00:13:26,975 Uh... Mirrors. 299 00:13:29,495 --> 00:13:31,655 Okay, did you just say the first thing that you could see? 300 00:13:31,735 --> 00:13:32,735 Possibly. 301 00:13:33,455 --> 00:13:35,695 Martin, why are you lending Jim money? 302 00:13:35,775 --> 00:13:36,815 All right! I... 303 00:13:38,655 --> 00:13:39,735 He's on drugs. 304 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:42,095 -Jim's on drugs? - Yeah. 305 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,735 Boys? 306 00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:46,575 Yeah. 307 00:13:47,935 --> 00:13:49,135 Jim's a junkie. 308 00:13:49,775 --> 00:13:51,655 I didn't want to say anything. 309 00:13:51,735 --> 00:13:53,255 Jim's on drugs? 310 00:13:53,455 --> 00:13:54,535 Yeah. 311 00:13:54,775 --> 00:13:56,575 Why didn't anyone tell me? 312 00:13:56,655 --> 00:13:58,375 We didn't want to upset you, did we, boys? -No. -No, we didn't. 313 00:14:00,255 --> 00:14:02,815 You weren't giving him money to buy drugs, were you? 314 00:14:02,895 --> 00:14:06,015 What! Of course not, it was just for, you know, basic stuff. 315 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:10,135 -Like what? -Um, soap, bread, um... 316 00:14:10,535 --> 00:14:11,535 -Boxes. -Boxes? 317 00:14:11,615 --> 00:14:12,775 Boxes of bread. 318 00:14:13,295 --> 00:14:15,095 - I better talk to him. -What? No! Jackie! 319 00:14:15,175 --> 00:14:16,775 That's the worst thing you could do. 320 00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:18,495 -Is it? -Yes! He doesn't want everyone to know his... 321 00:14:20,775 --> 00:14:23,255 -problem. -Don't worry, I won't say anything. 322 00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:25,135 I'll just talk to him a little. 323 00:14:25,215 --> 00:14:26,975 I am doing counselling. 324 00:14:27,055 --> 00:14:29,815 -What? -Oh, yeah! Mum's counselling. 325 00:14:29,895 --> 00:14:32,975 Addiction therapy is part of the course, actually, so... 326 00:14:33,055 --> 00:14:35,015 What a great chance for you to practice, Mum. 327 00:14:35,095 --> 00:14:36,695 On a real-life drug addict. 328 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,495 Where's my phone? I'll call him. 329 00:14:38,575 --> 00:14:39,655 No, but Jackie... 330 00:14:39,775 --> 00:14:41,695 -Oh, that'll be Val. 331 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,495 Poor Jim. 332 00:14:44,215 --> 00:14:45,215 Good work, Dad. 333 00:14:45,295 --> 00:14:48,615 Yes, really excellent. Jim's on drugs. 334 00:14:48,695 --> 00:14:50,495 Shitballs. 335 00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:52,175 Ta-da! 336 00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:54,015 Oh, Val, it's beautiful! 337 00:14:54,095 --> 00:14:55,375 I've gone cake crazy. 338 00:14:56,775 --> 00:14:58,135 You love my roulade. 339 00:14:58,215 --> 00:14:59,975 I do love your roulade. 340 00:15:02,215 --> 00:15:04,095 So, we're going to take the fox out of here 341 00:15:04,175 --> 00:15:05,535 and put it back in the garage, okay? 342 00:15:05,735 --> 00:15:07,815 Sorry, there is no way I am touching that disgusting thing again. 343 00:15:07,895 --> 00:15:09,175 - But... -Unless that 20 pounds 344 00:15:09,255 --> 00:15:10,895 -becomes 30 pounds. - That's right. 345 00:15:11,815 --> 00:15:13,775 Oh, God! Thirty pounds. 346 00:15:14,175 --> 00:15:16,375 We can't take it out through the hall. Mum'll see us. 347 00:15:16,455 --> 00:15:18,295 We're not taking it out through the hall, are we? 348 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,695 What? What are you doing? 349 00:15:21,535 --> 00:15:24,495 You're better off jumping to your death from the next floor up, really. 350 00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:28,015 Stupid git. We're taking it out through the window. 351 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,455 -Oh, are we? 352 00:15:29,615 --> 00:15:31,095 -Oh, shit! 353 00:15:31,175 --> 00:15:32,615 Enjoy explaining that one to Mum. 354 00:15:32,695 --> 00:15:34,015 My buggering trousers. 355 00:15:34,095 --> 00:15:35,335 Trousers to bugger in. 356 00:15:37,535 --> 00:15:39,695 -Pass me the fox. -"Pass me the fox." 357 00:15:39,775 --> 00:15:41,815 Just an everyday command from father to son. 358 00:15:41,895 --> 00:15:44,655 Pass me the frigging fox you pillocking pillock! 359 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,935 -That's better. - Ah! 360 00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:48,415 I think it's starting to thaw. 361 00:15:48,935 --> 00:15:51,335 -It smells a bit. -Come on. 362 00:15:51,415 --> 00:15:54,095 Just so you know, I am never doing anything ever again for you, ever. 363 00:15:54,175 --> 00:15:55,615 And I am no longer your son. 364 00:15:55,695 --> 00:15:56,775 Idiots. 365 00:15:59,055 --> 00:16:00,655 He must really want that fox. 366 00:16:02,855 --> 00:16:05,775 Where's the bloody zapper? 367 00:16:10,415 --> 00:16:11,575 Why doesn't it... 368 00:16:11,855 --> 00:16:13,175 Oh, God! 369 00:16:13,255 --> 00:16:15,215 -Er, Mum's coming. -What? 370 00:16:15,295 --> 00:16:16,895 Mum, she's going outside. 371 00:16:17,255 --> 00:16:20,055 Oh, shit on it! Shit on it! 372 00:16:24,095 --> 00:16:25,375 Oh, my God! Thanks again, love. 373 00:16:26,815 --> 00:16:28,175 Sorry I can't stay and chat. 374 00:16:28,695 --> 00:16:30,655 Martin! What are you doing? 375 00:16:30,735 --> 00:16:32,175 Oh, hi, love. Hello, Val. 376 00:16:32,255 --> 00:16:33,255 Hi, Martin. 377 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:35,375 What are you doing outside? 378 00:16:35,975 --> 00:16:39,695 Well, I just noticed Val left her car door open, so, er, 379 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,095 I came out here to... 380 00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,255 shut it. 381 00:16:44,335 --> 00:16:46,255 Oh, thanks, Martin. 382 00:16:47,095 --> 00:16:49,815 And look at your trousers! 383 00:16:49,895 --> 00:16:51,935 Oh, naughty Martin! 384 00:16:52,015 --> 00:16:54,175 Oh, yes, I fell on a saw. 385 00:16:54,335 --> 00:16:56,975 This is what happens to them when they get old! 386 00:16:57,095 --> 00:16:58,375 Bye, love. 387 00:16:58,455 --> 00:16:59,455 Yeah, see you, love. 388 00:17:04,495 --> 00:17:06,495 What have you been doing out here? 389 00:17:08,615 --> 00:17:09,815 Martin! 390 00:17:10,255 --> 00:17:11,935 You look like a flasher! 391 00:17:12,015 --> 00:17:13,015 Huh? 392 00:17:13,335 --> 00:17:15,575 Come inside for dinner. 393 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:16,655 Come on. 394 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,895 But the fox is in the... 395 00:17:23,535 --> 00:17:25,735 What are we going to do? 396 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,575 You've got to go out and get something now, 397 00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:33,615 but you can't tell me what it is, 398 00:17:33,935 --> 00:17:35,455 or why you have to get it? 399 00:17:35,535 --> 00:17:36,815 -That's right. 400 00:17:37,215 --> 00:17:39,335 Can you come in now and finish your meal, please. 401 00:17:39,415 --> 00:17:41,975 All right, I didn't want to say anything, but... 402 00:17:43,255 --> 00:17:44,495 it's a surprise. 403 00:17:44,695 --> 00:17:45,815 A surprise? 404 00:17:45,975 --> 00:17:47,015 For you. 405 00:17:48,215 --> 00:17:49,455 For me? What sort of surprise? 406 00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:51,335 Something special, for all the 407 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:54,575 work you've been doing around the house, the kitchen... 408 00:17:55,495 --> 00:17:56,495 and everything. 409 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,655 Really? 410 00:17:58,135 --> 00:17:59,175 Tell her, boys. 411 00:17:59,255 --> 00:18:00,375 Oh, it's special. 412 00:18:00,575 --> 00:18:01,815 Very special. 413 00:18:02,095 --> 00:18:04,775 Aw, Martin. 414 00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:06,135 Yeah, I know, I know. 415 00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:09,175 Go on then. 416 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,015 -Thanks, love! - And don't be long. 417 00:18:13,615 --> 00:18:14,695 Forty pounds. 418 00:18:17,455 --> 00:18:18,975 Okay, there's her car. 419 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,055 Right... 420 00:18:28,135 --> 00:18:30,535 And how are you going to get into her car? 421 00:18:30,615 --> 00:18:32,015 The door, you simpleton. 422 00:18:32,975 --> 00:18:34,135 She's locked it! 423 00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:36,055 Yeah, people do do that these days. 424 00:18:38,215 --> 00:18:39,975 -Lovely evening. -Very mild. 425 00:18:41,095 --> 00:18:42,415 -Here. - What? 426 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,895 -Well, you'll have to smash the window. -Dad! 427 00:18:45,015 --> 00:18:46,895 You're asking me to commit a crime, now, are you? 428 00:18:46,975 --> 00:18:48,295 Don't be such a baby! 429 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,495 Okay, Jonny, you do it. 430 00:18:49,575 --> 00:18:52,855 Um, I think the answer is nein, which in English means, "no pissing way". 431 00:18:52,935 --> 00:18:54,575 Bloody hell. I'll have to do it then, won't I? 432 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,095 Don't be ridiculous. You're not going to smash Auntie Val's wind-- 433 00:18:57,175 --> 00:18:58,855 My God! 434 00:18:58,935 --> 00:18:59,975 Martin? Huh? 435 00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:03,095 What are you doing? 436 00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:05,535 Why are you in that car? 437 00:19:05,615 --> 00:19:07,295 What? This is my car. 438 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,255 -I'm in my car. -But... 439 00:19:10,455 --> 00:19:11,495 God! 440 00:19:12,015 --> 00:19:13,455 -Why's she... -Good luck, Dad. 441 00:19:13,535 --> 00:19:14,935 -Yes, all the very best. -But... 442 00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:18,255 Martin! What are you doing smashing that car's window? 443 00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:21,335 I was... 444 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,575 trying to kill a wasp. 445 00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:24,695 With a brick? 446 00:19:25,255 --> 00:19:28,215 Yeah, it was a big wasp. 447 00:19:28,295 --> 00:19:30,135 Could someone tell me what the hell is going on? 448 00:19:30,215 --> 00:19:32,415 All right, I'll tell you, I'll tell you. 449 00:19:32,495 --> 00:19:35,415 Oh, my God, will you look at the mess everywhere. 450 00:19:35,495 --> 00:19:38,095 Oh, Martin! What have you done? 451 00:19:39,295 --> 00:19:40,815 Look at the glass everywhere! 452 00:19:40,895 --> 00:19:42,735 Well? 453 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:46,655 Um, we're picking up something special for Jackie, a surprise. 454 00:19:46,735 --> 00:19:48,255 -A surprise? -Yes. 455 00:19:48,335 --> 00:19:49,375 What is it? 456 00:19:50,735 --> 00:19:52,975 -Pardon? -What is the surprise? 457 00:19:53,055 --> 00:19:54,535 Um, it's... Um, a bicycle. 458 00:19:56,975 --> 00:19:58,095 A bicycle? 459 00:19:58,175 --> 00:19:59,495 Yeah, we're buying her a bike. 460 00:19:59,815 --> 00:20:01,375 A bike? For Jackie? 461 00:20:01,455 --> 00:20:04,415 Yes, she's always going on about getting a bike, isn't she, boys? 462 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:05,895 -Always. -Always, always. 463 00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:08,335 So, we thought we'd nip out and, you know, get her one. 464 00:20:08,455 --> 00:20:10,215 Where are you getting one from at this time of night? 465 00:20:11,015 --> 00:20:11,895 Um... 466 00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:15,055 That house, there. 467 00:20:15,935 --> 00:20:17,215 What, Ron's house? 468 00:20:17,295 --> 00:20:18,455 Oh, no. 469 00:20:18,775 --> 00:20:21,295 That's right. He was selling the bicycle 470 00:20:21,375 --> 00:20:23,055 in the local newspaper, so... 471 00:20:23,135 --> 00:20:24,295 How strange. 472 00:20:24,735 --> 00:20:27,455 Actually, I need to speak to Ron, he's still got our drill. 473 00:20:27,535 --> 00:20:28,615 -I'll come with. -What? 474 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,135 That's really not necessary, Auntie. 475 00:20:30,215 --> 00:20:31,255 Come on. 476 00:20:31,975 --> 00:20:32,975 Oh, God. 477 00:20:33,055 --> 00:20:34,295 What happens now? 478 00:20:38,415 --> 00:20:42,135 I must admit, I'm rather surprised you're buying a bicycle from Ron. 479 00:20:42,215 --> 00:20:43,255 Are you? 480 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:46,575 Hello, Val. 481 00:20:49,135 --> 00:20:50,335 Val won't say anything, all right? 482 00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:51,935 I paid her more than enough. 483 00:20:52,215 --> 00:20:54,735 Dad, you can't keep paying everyone you meet not to tell Mum. 484 00:20:54,815 --> 00:20:56,455 I've been paying you two sods all night. 485 00:20:56,535 --> 00:20:58,135 At this rate, I'll be bankrupt in a week. 486 00:20:58,815 --> 00:21:00,255 Oh, not now! 487 00:21:01,175 --> 00:21:02,295 Bloody thing. 488 00:21:04,215 --> 00:21:06,495 Right, in the house, under the stairs. 489 00:21:08,015 --> 00:21:09,695 Oh, shit heads! 490 00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:11,775 Open the door. 491 00:21:13,415 --> 00:21:15,895 All right, in it goes. 492 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,255 And leave it overnight to marinade. 493 00:21:19,815 --> 00:21:22,055 Well done, lads. 494 00:21:22,775 --> 00:21:24,055 The nightmare's over. 495 00:21:24,135 --> 00:21:26,375 - Martin? -Well, nearly. 496 00:21:30,335 --> 00:21:31,375 I won't be long. 497 00:21:31,655 --> 00:21:33,815 Um, hello, love. 498 00:21:34,495 --> 00:21:35,575 Father? 499 00:21:39,615 --> 00:21:41,855 I think need to lie down for at least a year. 500 00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:43,055 You were ages! What were you doing in there? 501 00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:46,215 Did you know that Jim was born in a zoo? 502 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:48,975 I don't think this counselling thing's really for me. 503 00:21:49,055 --> 00:21:50,175 Oh, isn't it? 504 00:21:50,255 --> 00:21:51,975 -That's a shame. -Big shame. 505 00:21:52,215 --> 00:21:55,535 And, yeah, by the way, Jim's never taken drugs in his entire life. 506 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,015 -What the hell's going on? -Pardon? 507 00:21:57,095 --> 00:21:58,335 And where's my surprise? 508 00:21:58,455 --> 00:22:00,015 -Your what? -Oh, shit. 509 00:22:00,095 --> 00:22:01,375 My surprise. 510 00:22:02,295 --> 00:22:03,415 Your surprise! Of course, 511 00:22:03,815 --> 00:22:06,295 'cause we went out to get your surprise, didn't we? 512 00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:09,015 -Your special surprise. -Yep. 513 00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:12,935 Um, so, yeah, er... 514 00:22:13,255 --> 00:22:15,015 -Close your eyes. -Really? 515 00:22:15,575 --> 00:22:18,175 Yeah, that's it! 516 00:22:18,455 --> 00:22:19,575 And then? 517 00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,415 What the fuck are we going to do? 518 00:22:22,815 --> 00:22:23,975 One second, my love. 519 00:22:24,055 --> 00:22:25,175 Okay. 520 00:22:26,175 --> 00:22:27,215 It's quite exciting! 521 00:22:27,895 --> 00:22:30,015 Somebody find a surprise! Somebody find a surprise! 522 00:22:35,055 --> 00:22:36,575 -This? -Idiot. 523 00:22:37,135 --> 00:22:38,815 -This? -Imbecile. 524 00:22:38,935 --> 00:22:39,975 I'm waiting! 525 00:22:40,055 --> 00:22:42,175 -One moment! -Hurry up! 526 00:22:44,455 --> 00:22:46,015 What you doing in there? 527 00:22:47,295 --> 00:22:49,255 - Hang on! -These? 528 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:50,775 Genius! 529 00:22:51,175 --> 00:22:52,335 Come on! 530 00:22:53,695 --> 00:22:55,135 Coming, my love! 531 00:22:58,455 --> 00:22:59,455 Oh. 532 00:22:59,735 --> 00:23:01,135 Can I open them now? 533 00:23:02,455 --> 00:23:03,895 Um... 534 00:23:06,095 --> 00:23:07,055 Not now.